Multiple Post Day?

Yes, you've been so patient, so loving, so... Aw, Hell, you deserve it! Mini-multi posts!

Looking for the perfect Christmas Gift? Give the gift of stem cells!
No, this is not a prank. It might even be a good thing.

A Christian nudist camp? If Bush were really being advised by God, he'd be pushing this one. I only say that because I'm told I think I'm God.

A political action committee to impeach Bush? Where do I sign up?

That's all for now. On to the real news for the day...